So here's some "Embarassing Moments" I found that I thought were hilarious!!!
1. I was watching my nieces ...
they were playing in their backyard and I was laying down on a lounger
catching the "rays" and fell into a real deep sleep. When I woke up, my nieces told me how cute I looked and how they loved my makeup. I took them to meet my aunt in the mall. When my aunt came saw me .she broke into hysterical lafter and say... "Ellen ..have you looked in a mirror......" I said no..and ran to the bathroom. To my shock , there was my face ...with designs drawn all over my face... including a mustache, beard...big red circles on my cheeks...
My nieces had decorated my face .. as I slept ...with bath crayons... and I had been walking around the mall ....with a marked up face...
2.One day I went to the cinema with my sister, cousin and my aunt. Before the film started they gave the usual saftey precautions, including a fire one. I wasn't listening properly, all I heard was "Fire, evacuate the building as quickly as possible!" (Missing the "In the unlikely event of a...") I jumped up out of my seat shouting to my aunt "Fire Fire! We have to get out!" while jumping up and down. I only realized it was a safety precaution when my sister was pulling me down into my seat...oh the shame...
3."I was at the mall with my friend Katie. We went into this store that sampled fragrances. We were just kidding around, and I accidentally sprayed some in my eyes. She was laughing and accidentally sprayed some in her mouth. To make a long story short, the saleslady had to assist us out of the store, with my eyes watering and Katie gasping for fresh air. We walked around the mall the rest of the day with her coughing and my eyes watering!"
4. There was this one day I had to go to the bathroom, but then a couple of my friends were jump-roping and asked me to join in. Apparently, I was so excited to jump rope that I completely forgot I had to go to the bathroom. While one of my friends was jump roping, she messed up and fell. I started laughing my head off...until I started to feel wet. When it was time to leave, my friend whispered in my ear, "Amanda, not to embarrass you or anything, but you are wet....in the 'bottom' area of your jeans..." At once I felt my face turn into a tomato, I ran to the bathroom to find a huge wet spot on my butt! As embarrassing as that is, I had to go the rest of the day with a big spot on my jeans.
5.My most embarrassing moment involves a needle, a hall of lockers and the stare of my stationary grade seven class. On that day, my classmates were getting their Hepatitis B shots. Before I knew it, I was receiving a shot of my own, and in a matter of seconds it was over. I had survived! Though, it wasn't until I stood up, that I began to question my thoughts of surviving. Suddenly it was if the earth flipped upside down. I had become really dizzy and nauseous. As I headed to the drinking fountain for some water to try and settle my dizziness; my world suddenly went black. I had fainted, and somehow managed to crash into the lockers on the other side of the hall. To my surprise, when I finally came to I saw my teacher, the secretary, the principal, the vice-principal, and other teachers (who had come to see what the loud crash was). My teacher was calling my name over and over, as the rest of the staff just hovered over me. My whole class witnessed it, and as I lay on the ground I heard them talking. Some thought I had amnesia, while others thought I had died. It has been three years since that happened, and people still make fun of me because of what happened that day!
Well, that's it... Sorry. If you like these send your own to kawesomeness1@aol.com Thank-you!!! -Kailee
